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- JOHNNY KONA — RUN 4 MI · 31:00 — "Tempo. Negative split. Nobody asked."
- 2 GEARZ — BIKE 52 MI · 2:48:00 — "Used both gears."
- THE CLOSER — SWIM 2000 YD · 38:00 — "Open water. Closed it out."
- DR. LAP — OTHER [REDACTED] — "Activity logged remotely. Location services declined."
- JOHNNY KONA — RUN 4 MI · 31:00 — "Tempo. Negative split. Nobody asked."
- 2 GEARZ — BIKE 52 MI · 2:48:00 — "Used both gears."
- THE CLOSER — SWIM 2000 YD · 38:00 — "Open water. Closed it out."
- DR. LAP — OTHER [REDACTED] — "Activity logged remotely. Location services declined."
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Be kind. Rewind. Rehydrate.
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